TxPxFx/Pigtails - School Of Porn

School Of Porn
Track Listing: 

  1. Lesson 01: Welcome To The School Of Porn Bondage-Rape-Torture And More
  2. Lesson 02: How To Properly Defecate On Teens
  3. Lesson 03: Biolorgy
  4. Lesson 04: Debate Class: XVideos vs Brazzers
  5. Lesson 05: How To Seduce Teens
  6. Lesson 06: Rape...!! Don't Date
  7. Lesson 07: Porno 101
  8. Lesson 08: Recess Carne De Teen
  9. Lesson 09: How To Rape, Avoid Jail And Get Her Number
  10. Lesson 10: How To Split And Lick A Big Thick Clit
  11. Lesson 11: 90's vs '00 Porn
  12. Lesson 12: How To Convince Girls For Anal Sex
  13. Lesson 13: How To Detect Silicon Boobs And_Or Fat Boobs
  14. Lesson 14: The Best Porn Actresss And Directors Of All Time
  15. Lesson 15: The Art Of Japanese Gangbang

Rating: 
4

 

School Of Porn. An album from these Mexican pervs baring the heavy name TxPxF/Pigtails. Now I am not sure if I got the story correct but these were originally two separate projects, and the common (and only) member of them both, mr John Pigtails, decided to make em one. Or something like that. Anyway… Man…This is fun. These type of bands just need to bring the fun of this extreme genre forth. It doesn’t matter if most of the songs can’t be separated from one another. It is the samples and the whole retarded-porn atmosphere that makes them brilliant.

Now what we have here is a really good example of how this genre is supposed to be heard. First full length for the porngrinders after a ton of split CDs. Open fifth chords with a really itchy guitar sound used mostly as a carpet for the singers to lay down their perversity. 15 tracks of xtreme porngrind here. Samples of chicks discussing cocks n stuff, and the drums just going through the so typical 4/4 drum beat that is ssssssoooo commonly used in porngrind. No need for exaggerations in the songs cos all they want is groove right? Tempered beats and a rock n roll atmosphere all around with the vocals stealing the show here. Besides mr Pigtails, there are guest vocals spread throughout the entire album. Members from Clitorape, C.A.R.N.E, Meatknife, Rapemachine and Fecal Body Incorporated can be heard. It is all about partying like we said. 

The porn themed lyrics. The porn themed cover and all the samples make this entire thing nasty as hell. Vocals go from the typical brutal growls to the sewer/bubble ones(typical in this genre) and to a freakish squeaky old lady type vocals that really fit this perversity. The production is itchy. Damn itchy I can tell you that. Built to make eardrums bleed. But again. This shit here needs such production. No other way to go. Some may find it appalling but for the ones into this type of music, this is pure gold. 

15 songs (Lessons as they name them) of pure porngrind the way it should be performed. Loud itchy and groovy. Unfold your dance moves, get your cocks out and let these Mexicans take you to their dance floor filled with feces and sperm. Nasty as it should be. Nothing to shake your foundations in music but again, …who the fuck needs something like that when he talks porngrind? First album from Teen Pussy Fuckers/Pigtails is disgustingly brilliant.

Label Name: 
Splatter Zombie Records