VxPxOxAxAxWxAxMxCx/Teen Pussy Fuckers - A Fairytale Full Of Apotemnophiliac Moments
Two years ago,the Austrian gore/grind freaks Vaginal Penetration Of An Amelus With A Musty Carrot (don't you just love that name) played in my hometown Ruse. Their vocalist Lukas Haszar blew my ears away with his hilarious froggy grunts and I have never witnessed something like this before in my life. And he didn't use any effects! This band has released six split records so far so the fans of this particular genre should be familiar with their name. On this record, the VxPx... orchestra presents four tracks of ultra heavy gore/grind with fast grinding passages and slower heavy ones. They use drum machine which is not exactly mu cup of tea but the artificial sound is being compensated by the devastating rumbling of the bass/guitars. Of course here we have the obligatory intros and outros (the outro of the last track "Musuc Of A Giant Anal Papilla" is basically several minutes of strange animal sounds), the rest is standard gore/grind bashing.
The other part of this split is given to Teen Pussy Fuckers - a project from Mexico. They have ten tracks of mid-tempo gore/grind with drum-machine again, distorted bass and two types of funny voices, one deep and one shrieky. No proper guitar sound may be heard at Teen Pussy Fuckers' side. The tracks are not derived from the necessary intros, there's even a piece of traditional mexican music with some dirty lyrics or at least I suppose so. "Circus Macabrus" is the most memorable track but having in mind that this actually is a Bloodbastard cover this isn't very good indication about the skills of the Fuckers. Two guest appearances should be mentioned - one from Andreas Tseung from Vomitous and one from Erwin De Groot who used to be in the cult Last Days Of Humanity. The end of this split comes with a bonus track which is nothing more than a dumb pop synth sound combined with distorted vocals.
If you consider yourself gore/grind maniac then this release is aimed at you. If you're not, well... there are much more interesting things out there...
The other part of this split is given to Teen Pussy Fuckers - a project from Mexico. They have ten tracks of mid-tempo gore/grind with drum-machine again, distorted bass and two types of funny voices, one deep and one shrieky. No proper guitar sound may be heard at Teen Pussy Fuckers' side. The tracks are not derived from the necessary intros, there's even a piece of traditional mexican music with some dirty lyrics or at least I suppose so. "Circus Macabrus" is the most memorable track but having in mind that this actually is a Bloodbastard cover this isn't very good indication about the skills of the Fuckers. Two guest appearances should be mentioned - one from Andreas Tseung from Vomitous and one from Erwin De Groot who used to be in the cult Last Days Of Humanity. The end of this split comes with a bonus track which is nothing more than a dumb pop synth sound combined with distorted vocals.
If you consider yourself gore/grind maniac then this release is aimed at you. If you're not, well... there are much more interesting things out there...
1. Baptized In Clammy Scat
2. Lacerate Some Farmers With A Harvester
3. Playing Mohlvertel Rabbit Chase In A Nursery
4. Mucus Of A Giant Anal Papilla
5. 40 Y 13 (Paedolove)
6. I Like Your Pussy Shaved Cause That Makes You Look Underage
7. Whore(E)Shipping Val's Ass
8. Menstruation Is The Best Lubrication
9. Neuk Je Moeder
10. I Love Morritas De Secundaria
11. Paedophilic Love
12. Anal Ana (Taco Y Burrito En Tu Colito)
13. She Loves To Rape And Be Raped
14. Circus Macabrus (cover Bloodbastard)
2. Lacerate Some Farmers With A Harvester
3. Playing Mohlvertel Rabbit Chase In A Nursery
4. Mucus Of A Giant Anal Papilla
5. 40 Y 13 (Paedolove)
6. I Like Your Pussy Shaved Cause That Makes You Look Underage
7. Whore(E)Shipping Val's Ass
8. Menstruation Is The Best Lubrication
9. Neuk Je Moeder
10. I Love Morritas De Secundaria
11. Paedophilic Love
12. Anal Ana (Taco Y Burrito En Tu Colito)
13. She Loves To Rape And Be Raped
14. Circus Macabrus (cover Bloodbastard)
Label: http://www.xenokorp.com
Reviewer: Tsvetan
Jul 28, 2014
Jul 28, 2014
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